I’m sure everyone is familiar with the Christmas classic
The Twelve Days of Christmas. I thought for fun that I’d post my own version of the song. :D Who needs six geese a-laying? Or hens??? Why have a hen when you can get the rooster?
With my apologies to purists who don’t think it’s funny, well, get a life. :)
Without further ado…
On the first day of Christmas I want…
A Pear tree.
Why? Because I like pears.
On the second day of Christmas, I want…
Two Dove chocolate coated ice cream bars.
Um…yummmmmmm is all I’m going to say.
On the third day of Christmas, I want…
Three French Men.
If they’re like Gilles Marini, then I want more than three.
On the fourth day of Christmas, I want…
Four prepaid credit cards.
So I can shop to my heart’s content.
On the fifth day of Christmas, I want my true love to give me…
Five pairs of gold earrings.
Because I normally wear earrings and not rings. :)
On the sixth day of Christmas, I want…
Gilles. :)
On the seventh day of Christmas, I want…
Seven days a week of writing production.
Got to work on that one, but hey, hopefully somebody up there will grant me my wish.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eight maids to do my housework (so I can be productive for number 7).
On the ninth day of Christmas, I want…
To combine with the tenth day of Christmas with the ladies and lords dancing and having fun with me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, I hope to see…
Eleven months with books out. I’d go for twelve, but a writer does need an occasional break…
And finally…on the twelfth day of Christmas, I truly want…
All of the above!!!
Merry Christmas from
Holli Winters
